We’re always up for an evening of firetoys and bbq. You’re parents told you not to play with fire, but did they also mention it was great fun? (Note: Rotarians are trained professionals, and you should not play with fire at home.) (Their training doesn’t actually relate to fire, but the point stands anyway.)
If ever we run out of wood for the fire, we just set fire to the printed copy of the risk assessment… it’s so long it burns for ages!